Just another day in the Yankee Universe

To our left is a picture of a dirty red sux jersey. Why is that important you may ask? It is important because it was buried in the foundation of the new Yankee Stadium. Some scumbag red sux fan placed the david "I'm not on the juice" ortiz jersey in the concrete hoping to curse the new stadium for all time. As a Yankee fan this outrages me. To think that some scumbag could get away with doing this reassures my dwindling faith in people. But wait as the today's news reaches me I was happy to hear that justice has been served and all is right once again in the Yankee universe. Two union construction workers knew the location and when the brass was made aware of the this travesty spared no expense to have the cancer cut out. Yankee president Randy Levine said the extracted jersey would be cleaned up, put in a display case along with a Yankees Universe T-shirt and sent to Boston. There, the Ortiz jersey and Yankee T-shirt will be auctioned to benefit the Jimmy Fund, the Red Sox’ primary charity, which is affiliated with the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute. I love it. A cut out cancer to help save cancer. That is the very definition of poetic justice. You know that if the red suxs ever build a new fenway paaaaark then you know someone will place a Yankee jersey in the foundation but unlike the idiot scumbag red sux fan no one will see him do it. I wonder which red sux killer Yankee jersey will it be. Babe Ruth? Bucky Dent? Aaron Boone? Derek Jeter? I cant wait for that day to come.